We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have
bad attitudes and shag each other’s brains out. We were designed to
party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other.
This is it. This is our time. Charles Darwin said you can’t make an omelette without breaking a
few eggs. That’s what it’s about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean,
getting twatted on a cocktail of class As.
If you could see yourselves… We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful…
We’re screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties,
or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let
her or anyone else take that away from me!
